Vintage T-shirt – I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage

For anyone who's simply getting better with age

A funny statement T-shirt for anyone who isn't old – just well-preserved, experienced and a little more vintage than before.

The design reads:

I'm not old.
I'm vintage.
And I have rheumatism.

This is a T-shirt with dry humour, self-awareness and just the right dose of age-related realism. Perfect for someone who can laugh about the fact that the body might creak a little more than it used to, while the personality and style are still going strong.

A brilliant gift for dad, mum, a partner, colleague, friend or anyone who's moved beyond “young and promising” and is now more of a “classic with character”.

Especially fitting as a birthday gift, Father's Day gift, Mother's Day gift or a funny present for someone who appreciates jokes about ageing, aches and pains, and life beyond the first flush of youth.

Part of Statement tees

Vintage T-shirt – I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage is part of iSiGIFT's Statement tees, a series of T-shirts with bold messages, humour and designs that speak for themselves.

This isn't about subtle details. It's about expression, recognition and words that say something instantly.

Specifications

Specifications

T-shirt with front print.

Available in different styles depending on the selected option, including unisex/adult, women's and children's.

Material:
100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed cotton.

Fabric weight:
145 g/m²

Fit:
Regular fit.

Certifications:
Oeko-Tex® Standard 100
Better Cotton Initiative

Care:
Wash at 40 °C. Suitable for tumble drying and ironing.

Size guide

Size guide

See the size guide among the product images for measurements and fit.

Measurements are usually shown as:

A: width across the chest / armpit to armpit
B: length from neck/back of neck down

For the best comparison, measure a T-shirt you already own that fits well.

Unisex/adult T-shirt
Crew-neck style with short sleeves and a regular fit. Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed cotton. Tubular construction with a narrow ribbed collar. Durable fabric with a soft and smooth surface.

Women's T-shirt
Organic crew-neck T-shirt. Made from pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed organic cotton with side seams and a soft, comfortable feel. Regular fit.

Children's T-shirt
Crew-neck children's style with a regular fit, designed for everyday wear and play. Made from pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed cotton for durability and comfort. Two-layer crew neck with 1×1 rib and elastane for improved shape retention. Reinforced with neck tape and double stitching at the hem and sleeve cuffs.

Delivery

Delivery

The Horoscope series is printed to order by us at our premises here in Sweden.

Production and delivery may take up to approximately 7 days depending on the style, size and current workload, but is usually quicker.

We print each product after the order is placed so that we can offer more designs and sizes without producing unnecessary stock, while you receive a freshly printed T-shirt.