Don’t Talk to Me – I Have a Crazy Girlfriend – Funny T-shirt

When self-preservation takes over

Don’t Talk to Me – I Have a Crazy Girlfriend is the T-shirt for anyone who already knows that some situations simply aren’t worth having to explain when they get home.

The message is big, bold and difficult to miss. Perfect for the guy who likes to blame his social caution on his girlfriend – whether she’s actually crazy or just happens to be standing next to him reading the shirt.

A funny T-shirt for everyday wear, parties, holidays or a night out with the guys, and a spot-on gift from a girlfriend to her boyfriend. It also works remarkably well as a fairly effective – if slightly risky – relationship status.

Most importantly: We accept no responsibility for the discussion that follows when your girlfriend asks why you thought this T-shirt was a good idea.

Part of Statement tees

This T-shirt is part of iSiGIFT’s Statement tees – a series of T-shirts featuring humour, attitude and messages that don’t need much explanation.

Because sometimes it’s simply easier to let the T-shirt handle the communication.

Specifications

Specifications

T-shirt with a front print.

Available in different styles depending on the selected option, including unisex/adult, women’s and children’s models.

Material:
100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed cotton.

Fabric weight:
145 g/m²

Fit:
Regular fit.

Certifications:
Oeko-Tex® Standard 100
Better Cotton Initiative

Care instructions:
Wash at 40 °C. Suitable for tumble drying and ironing.

Size guide

Size guide

See the size guide among the product images for measurements and fit.

Measurements are usually given as:

A: width across the chest / armpit to armpit
B: length from the neck/nape down

For the best comparison, measure a T-shirt you already own that fits you well.

Unisex/adult T-shirt
Crew-neck style with short sleeves and a regular fit. Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed cotton. Tubular construction with a narrow ribbed collar. Durable fabric with a soft and smooth surface.

Women’s T-shirt
Organic crew-neck T-shirt made from pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed organic cotton. Features side seams and a soft, comfortable feel. Regular fit.

Children’s T-shirt
Crew-neck children’s style with a regular fit, designed for everyday wear and play. Made from pre-shrunk, ring-spun and combed cotton for durability and comfort. Double-layer 1×1 ribbed neckline with elastane for improved shape retention. Reinforced with neck tape and double stitching at the hem and sleeve cuffs.

Delivery

Delivery

The garments are printed to order by us at our own premises here in Sweden.

Production and delivery can take up to approximately 7 days depending on the model, size and current workload, although it is usually faster.

We print each product after it is ordered so that we can offer more designs and sizes without producing unnecessary stock, while you receive a freshly printed T-shirt.